jom men ikan jap...

Friday, 26 October 2012

cinte + umur + status...=='.

cam x cye ble aku terjatuh cinte ngn cikgu aku sendiri.. om..... smuenye stat apebileye care ngn aku  mllui satu trip nh.. ye bek sngt@!!! mne ade aku, ye ade... nk msk toilet pon nk ikot.... alhamdulillah ak dapt rapt ngn ye pah aku mnx ye ajo aku english at sk... emmmm... x dsngke ktowag stat rapt... emmm... windu... tp... umo ye ngn kite len.... ye 25 or 27... kiter 17... ye tnggi... kte rendang... ye cikgu... kte student... ley ker... kte slslu doa moge kite djodohkan (gatalnye aku) ummm... hope3!!!





(ske sngt tgk ye ngn spek itam...) :)

                                   

Saturday, 25 August 2012

suatu penipuan





slame nih ak senyap sbb aku pndm... aku tau aku x special... aku tau aku x cntik... tp ble ye wat aku cm ni, cm d PERBODOHKAN je.... np???? slme nh kau snyp.. bb aku bkn boy, aku girl n aku x nk jd PERIGI CARI TIMBE!! beb!! aku syg ko bodow!! np?????! aku bnci kau!!! tol la slme nih... cinte uw mmg sial!!!

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

me + dak sakai

blur3... buset brrrr.... huhuhu.. da lame x on... hummm... bizi... paper pown... bnyk citer nk ckp nih..... huhuhuhu....




me + the sakai one...huhuhuhu
me + shasha arin...
dak nih sumbat sikit...
huhuhu
ngn dye ni la aku kongsi prob...
sme2 mglmi bnde yg same....
huhui.,.
ngn ye nih gak la aku mle gne bhse plek2 tok kbr mate owg...
yeeeeee.....
papepown...
cyg ko fwend...

juzsmilenotlaugh


Friday, 4 May 2012



da lme aku x bkk blog nih... bnyk citer nk aku smpai an... masuk rini da 1 1/2 taon aku tnggal ye, 4 bln x cntx ye n da smnggu x lyn ye... bkn la nk kte ak nih playgirl tp aku trpkse lps an sme demi satu2 nye best friend ak... ak x phm np owg yg aku syg sme kne pas at ye,,, why3.. kkdg aku trpakse jd kjm dmi kawan!! maap an aku... jjr ak ckp, ak rindu nk chat ngn ye... tp ak x de daye!! skg yg da ad dpn mate aku pon aku kne lpa gk.. np??? maap an kwg....

Sunday, 22 January 2012

hve some happy time!!! huhuh

hahahahahahahahahah..... rini aku x de idea nk tlis pe,,, tgh2 slongkar file akk aku terjmpe lak 1 file tulis 'citer aku' .... so aku juz copy paste je at dlm file akak aku beberape citer yg agk la lawak....huhuhuhuuhuhu..shok giler... so enjoy.....


Cermin Mata

Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia bertanya: ” Doktor, selepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca macam orang lain?” “Dah tentu”, jawab doktor. “Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca,” kata lelaki itu dengan riang.




Malas Ke Sekolah

Jam sudah pun menunjukkan pukul tujuh pagi. Salim masih lagi berdengkur. Ibunya pun segera mengejutkannya untuk ke sekolah.
Ibu: Salim…Salim…bangun nak, pergi sekolah, nanti kamu terlambat.
Salim: Alah mak… Salim tidak mahu pergi ke sekolah!
Ibu: Apa? Tidak mahu pergi sekolah?! Baik… Salim berikan emak dua sebab mengapa Salim tidak mahu ke sekolah.
Salim: Semua murid-murid tak suka Salim. Guru-guru di sekolah pun tak suka pada Salim!
Ibu: Itu bukan alasan bagi Salim untuk tidak ke sekolah. Cepat, bangun sekarang!”
Salim: Baiklah, sekarang emak pula berikan Salim dua sebab mengapa Salim mesti pergi ke sekolah.
Ibu: Eh…eh…bertuah punya anak! Salim dengar baik-baik…. Pertama: Salim sudah berusia lima puluh tahun….. Kedua: Salim kan PENGETUA SEKOLAH….!!!”


Menantu Hantu

Ada satu famili. Satu hari sedang menantu lelaki tengok TV, bapa mertua lalu di depan. Tiba-tiba bapa mertua rebah sambil memegang dada. Apa lagi, kelam-kabutlah si menantu. Isterinya dan emak mertuanya pun menerkam ke arah bapa mertua sambil pegang-pegang dada bapa mertua.
Bapa mertua tak bergerak, senyap saja. Bertambahlah gabra semua yang melihatnya. Emak mertua menyuruh menantu mengajar bapa mertua, yang di atas ribanya itu mengucap. Dia gabra, sampai isterinya pun tolak-tolak bahunya suruh cepat lakukan. Emak mertuanya ulangi lagi suruh dia ajar mengucap.
Dalam gabra itu, si menantu pun dekatkan mulutnya ke telinga bapa mertua sambil berkata: "Ma Rabbuka! (Siapa Tuhan kamu!).." Kuat juga dia sebut, hingga terkejut emak mertua bila mendengarnya.
Tiba-tiba bapa mertua tersedar dan terus berkata: "Bila masa kau jadi malaikat ni? Aku belum mati lagi la..".



Rasa Nak Muntah

Di dalam sebuah bas duduk seorang pemuda dan seorang nenek. Si nenek memicit-micit kepalanya.
"Kenapa nie nek. Pening ya," tanya pemuda tersebut.
"Ya nak, rasanya kepala pening, perut mual, rasa macam nak muntah," jawab nenek.
"Oh, ya nak, bolehkah nenek melihat muka kamu sebentar."
Pemuda itu terkejut tapi kemudian tersenyum,"Boleh nek, tapi kenapa?"
Si nenek menjawab,”Biar muntahnya lebih cepat.”

gajah Mati

Seorang pengurus sebuah Zoo mendapat panggilan telefon mengenai kematian seekor gajah di Zoo tersebut. Sebagai langkah pemeriksaan, pengurus tersebut telah pergi ke kandang gajah tersebut dan mendapati ada seorang lelaki menangis bersebelahan dengan bangkai gajah tersebut.
Pengurus : Sebagai penjaga gajah, saya faham kesedihan yang kamu tanggung kerana apabila haiwan yang kita bela sudah mati.
Lelaki : Saya bukan penjaga gajah ini, tuan. Tetapi sayalah yang ditugaskan untuk menggali kubur dan menanamnya.

hummmmmmmm..........

 ni antare lirik yg ak search td... hummmmmm.... justin bieber_mistletoe
 
 
 
 
It's the most beautiful time of the year
Lights fill the streets spreading so much cheer
I should be playing in the winter snow
But I'mma be under the mistletoe

I don't want to miss out on the holiday
But I can't stop staring at your face
I should be playing in the winter snow
But I'mma be under the mistletoe

With you, shawty with you
With you, shawty with you
With you under the mistletoe

Everyone's gathering around the fire
Chestnuts roasting like a hot July
I should be chillin' with my folks, I know
But I'mma be under the mistletoe

Word on the street santa's coming tonight,
Reindeer's flying through the sky so high
I should be making a list, I know
But I'mma be under the mistletoe

With you, shawty with you
With you, shawty with you
With you under the mistletoe

With you, shawty with you
With you, shawty with you
With you under the mistletoe

The wise men follow the stars (The wise men follow the stars)
They way I followed my heart
And it led me to a miracle

Don't you buy me nothing (don't you buy me nothing)
I am feeling one thing, your lips on my lips
There's a very, Merry Christmas

It's the most beautiful time of the year
Lights fill the streets spreading so much cheer
I should be playing in the winter snow (I know)
But I'mma be under the mistletoe

I don't want to miss out on the holiday
But I can't stop staring at your face
I should be playing in the winter snow
But I'mma be under the mistletoe

With you, shawty with you
With you, shawty with you
With you under the mistletoe

With you, shawty with you
With you, shawty with you
With you under the mistletoe

(Kiss me underneathe the mistletoe)
Kiss me underneathe the mistletoe
(Show me baby that you love me so)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

(Kiss me underneathe the mistletoe)
Kiss me underneathe the mistletoe
(Show me baby that you love me so)
Ohhh, ohhh,
Mmmm

Justin Bieber - Mistletoe





hummmmmm.... ble dngo lagu tringt lak at kngn mse form 4 n 3..... bnyk snt ske duke yg aku lalui...brprg dngn aty.....hummmmm.... at sweet, ad sour, ad bitter, ad salty... huhuhuhhuhu.... papepown hope dt lalui sume tu skali lagi dlm idop ni...hummmmmmmmm

Saturday, 21 January 2012

sometime gud,sometime not

bu ary tu dpt tau yg nazmi faiz mansor yg aku minat giler uww single,tetibe mse search at google tenmpk...... ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bnar kah apa yg aku lihat ini?????? gmbo ye n gf bru yer...owwwwhhhhhh tidakkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cam x caye siot..... nazmi.......... why3!!!!!!!!!!!!... mle2 aku ngt jus gmbo ye ngn fan ye je ur... skali bce2,kte gulz 2 awek ye...owwwhhhh tidakkk.......shedey siotttt!!!!hummm... caye x caye,nok je ur gmbo ni..... aku copy jerk.... 



hummmmmmmmmmmmm.............. tol or x....aku x pasty.... allahualam......kte pown gossip.....doa2 x la eak...huhuhu

cak3...!!

Thursday, 5 January 2012

salam...

pepagi ag mak da kjut soh pi sk...huaaargh!!!ngntoook......nk x nk ,aku pakse dri tuk brgnjk dri katil....cam biase laa...kwjipan sbagi mnusia n seowg islam.......pas mandi,solat...pas solat, make-up skit nk pi sk...tp x yh la nk make-up cm nk g sarkis.....make-up biase sdah.....pas siap sume.....cm biase,tpon aku bnyik mnnde an jiran aku ajk pi sk saeng...hahahah.......sbnarnyer niat dhaty,mlas nk saeng2 ni.....x kuase mak noks.....huhuhuuh.....tp x pe...lyn jer......pas at sk... ape ag.....bebel ur ngn klss mate aku...... phm2 jela ble 4GP da jumpe...(bkn klip 3GP au...it stand for 4 GENG PUAKE)...huhuhuhuh....kcoh siot....ps tu pe ag.....blajar,blajar,blajar.... da at sk... x kan nk wat pool dance lak x psal2....ble tpt jam 12...mke sume da lentok......kalu time cooty,ni la mse aku bkk kilang taik mate.....nk x nk,thn la gak,,,,,,nsib bek aku ni tauke air...minum la.....huhuhu.....rse cm lmbt giler mse nk brakhir.....tepat jam 2.30......balek time...time ble...sume sihat...cm nk pi konsert justine bieber....huahuahua...tp papepown...alhamdulillah pe yg cikgu ajo aku phm....hummm...bru ary kedua sk...lom ke 10,ke90,ke 187.....huh...ag best time tol2 nk spm...hahahaha...amek ko.....tp paperpon,aku msty kuat,,,,,huhuhuhu....smoga aku tros maju dhadapan....hahahah...amiiiiiiinnnnnn.......(n_n)

Friday, 30 December 2011

salam sume.....

pepagi hanpon aku da berbunyi suh aku bngun tok mgerjakan solat subuh...tanpa disuruh,aku bgn dri ktil dan tros berggs ke blik air utk brwuduk....pas slesai wuduk aku tros solat subuh dngn hati yg tng....ssudah solat,aku pnjtkan doa tuk mak n abah aku dn aku brsyukur kerane aku msh hidup smpai skg...alhamdulillah...setelah tu aku tros memohon doa tntg ape yg aku iginkn,tntg mse dpn dan tntg ape yg berlaku d skeliling aku....setelah slesai urusan aku da ALLAH S.W.T,aku tros wat terjun tiruk(tidooo).....pejam,punye pejam,punye pejam,mate ni still x nk lena....mcm2 posisi aku wat,tp still x ley tido.....pas tu tetibe trpikir sal hari esok n msae dpn,,,,,mne x,sok da taun bru,kne bkk bku bru,,,,buku lame da limit nk tulis ag....hummmm.....taun dpn aku bakal amek SPM,kne capai cite2 mak abah...hummmm.... yg pling pntg nk jd cikgu...huauahuahuahuahua.....hemmmm...mmpu ke aku wat????yes!!!ofcos la ley wat.....hahahahah...cm ne pon,aku kne wat yg terbaek tok parent aku n plg pntg,family aku....ye...hummmmmm....yes!!! akhirnyer mate ni terlelalp gak...alhamdulillah....

Friday, 9 December 2011

like this song.....


Justin Bieber - Love Me

lalalalalalalalalala.....

tgh2 search at google,tertaip lak lagu JB...love me...oooooyyeeaaahhh....best siot...ok gak aku wat copy at cini...so pe ag...nyanyi ur....huhuhuhu



Artist : Justin Bieber
Lirik Lagu : Justin Bieber - Love Me lyrics
Justin Bieber - Love Me lyrics

my friends say im a fool to think that your the one for me i guess im just a sucker for love

'cuz honestly is that you know im never leavin'
'cuz your my angel sent froma above

baby you can do no wrong my money is your give you a little more because i love ya love ya

with me girl is where you belong just stay right here i promise my dear ill put nothin above ya above ya

love me love me say that you love me
fool me fool me oh how you do me
kiss me kiss me say that you miss me
tell me what i wanna hear
tell me you

love me love me say that you love me
fool me fool me oh how you do me
kiss me kiss me say that you miss me
tell me what i wanna hear
tell me you love me

people try to tell me but i still refuse to listen
'cuz they dont get to spend time with you
a minute with you is worth more than a thousand days without your love
oh your love oh

baby you can do no wrong my money is your give you a little more because i love ya love ya
wiht me girl is where you belong
just stay right here
i promise my dear ill put nothin above ya above ya

love me love me say that you love me
fool me fool me oh how you do me
kiss me kiss me say that you miss me
tell me what i wanna hear
tell me you

love me love me say that you love me
fool me fool me oh how you do me
kiss me kiss me say that you miss me
tell me what i wanna hear
tell me you love me

my heart is blind but i dont care
'cuz when im with you everything has disappeared
and every time i hold you near
i never wanna let you go oh

love me love me say that you love me
fool me fool me oh how you do me
kiss me kiss me say that you miss me
tell me what i wanna hear
tell me you

love me love me say that you love me
fool me fool me oh how you do me
kiss me kiss me say that you miss me
tell me what i wanna hear
tell me you love me

hahahahah..

td...
aku bu pas chat ngn mr.C...lme x cntx...
ble da cntx ley jd giler...
best 2 best..
tp...
ntah....
cpew mr.C???
sper2 jelah...
mamat yg wat aku trguling2...
huhuhuhuuh....knl mlalui 1 perjalanan....
tragis tol ayat...
ni bkn ayat gatal,,
tp truthly from heart...hahahaha
owg nyer ley thn laaa...
huhuhuhuhu
tue ckyt ngn aku....
owg nyer gilax cam aku...
still study n swg yg funny...
huahuahua...
kan sronok kalu nazmi yg chat ngn aku...
huauahuahua...
x de makner nyer...
mne x...
owg tu ngah traning men bola tuhhh....
huahuahua...
da kuar da ayat gatal aku...
4 mr.C,,
kalu ko bce jgn mara aku au..huhuhuhuhu..
kiter mmbe beb....huahuahua....
paperpon...
sronok chat ngan ye....
hummmmmmmmmmmmm.....:)
hope pas ni dapat chat ag....


juzSMILE,notLAUGH...

assalamualaikummmm....:)

argh!!!!b0san,busan,buset n mcm2 la......hari2 bkk internet,bkk bende yg sme jer...bosan la ......nk wat pe hah???FB da,TWITTER da,YOUTUBE da,BLOG pown da,,,nk bkk pe ag2???hummmmmmm.....mlm yg tol2 sunyi....da la cuty2 ni kne wat kje sk.....ntahpaper la.....tu lom ag kes kne jd bby sitter x bergaji...argh!!!busan........yaallah,tolong la hambe mu yg lemah ini....amiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn....:)

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

huhuhuhuhuhu...moooooorrniiiiink everyone!!!!

ummmm...x phm tol!!sjk2 ni asyik mmpi yg sme jer...erk???mmpi aper????hahahahaha...x tau la npe aku asyik mmpi sal nazmi...huhuhhuhuh...bkn gedix tp tol2....huhuhuhuhuhu.....agak2 dri mmpi ley jd knyataan x????huhuhuhuuhhu.....amiiiinnnnnnn....bru22 ni aku ade edit gambo....tetibe idea sngal aku kuar lak...huhuhuuhuh...ade ker g edit gambo aku n nazmi...ntahpaper la.......tapi an,,,best gak,,,huhuhuhuhuhuhu....



huhuhuhu...lawak2.....tp cm sngl...huhuhuhuhuh...4 all nazmi's fan...coe....ni jus gambo untuk diedit jer.....huhuhu

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

twit2....huhuhuhuhuh

dlm sejarah siot,aku ade twitter...bkn nk kch,tp trjkun ckyt...huhuhhuhuhuh....so my followers yg ade twitter,ley la twitt aku at cni...


huhuhuhuhu...

Sunday, 4 December 2011

cak3...!!


huhuhuhuhu....ni la mke x de kijer.....huhuhuuhuhu.....mse ni otw nk pi knduri...brgaye skn....huhuhuhuhuso papepon ,,,,kenduri tu ley la thn bestnyer.......huhuhuh








secomel aku....huhuhh

hahahahahah,,,,,,comey x dak kcik nie???huhuhuhuu....smart x....klau nk tau,ni la anak sdare aku yg 1st,,,,huhuhuhu...nme ye ain hawani mohd azam...umo bu staon 5 baln...huhuhuhuhuhu





ye ni mmg giler posing...cam mak sdare ye gak,,,,,huhuhuhuh...mne tak tumpahnyer kuah kalu x ke spegeti....huhuhuhuu...soooooooo......enjoy.....:)

he so cute....:)



hahahahahaha.....cm x caye jer......tetibe trmnt at nazmi faiz mansor...huhuhuhuh.....ske sngt tngok ye men bola....huhuhuhuhu...tp ble tngok tol2,ye ni cute sbenonyer.....heheheheheh...x sngke lak ye tua setaon je ngn aku....huhuhuhuuhhuu....tp papepon still skong ye tok bola sepak...huhuhuhuh....



Name : Muhamad Nazmi Faiz bin Mansor

Nama Panggilan : Nami,  Nazmi 

Tarikh Lahir : 16 Ogos 1994

Tempat Lahir : Kuala Lumpur

Asal : Keramat, Kuala Lumpur 

Umur : 17 Tahun

Tinggi : 1.67m

Posisi : Tengah

Pasukan : Harimau Muda B

Antarabangsa : Harimau Muda (Bawah 23)

Jurulatih Individu : Ujang9897


p/s:tp syedey...ye da ad gf.....hummmmmmm :(